Everyone knows there’s no snow in May
But there are three feet on the ground.. have been since Wednesday
Time’s all off kilter
As if it’s missing its filter
Chronos is missing, maybe somewhere on Mirror Cay
Cupid is missing
So no one is kissing
Spring is usually the season of love
But no one has seen Cupid’s lovely white dove
So instead of kissing, many couples are hissing
The three sister fates have gone on a trip
There’s a rumor that Stephanie broke a hip
In May there are supposed to be blossoms of cherry
And people everywhere are supposed to be merry
Alas, people think Chronos is into the nip
Most know that May 35th is so the wrong date
But the month didn’t change, and now it’s too late
Who ever heard of May 35th?
Time needs to be remedied, and done so forthwith
But who can help find Time and Fate?
A few of my neighbors have contacted Sherlock
They’ve gone back in time, and on his door they knock
Sherlock Holmes has a special mind
And all around know he is also kind
But he has no answer, and we’re all in shock
So who do we see to get time fixed?
If it’s not fixed soon, June will surely be nixed
Who would kidnap the God of Time?
The dilemma makes me want a g&t with lime
What if Time has been deep sixed?