This Week’s Alternative Facts

The sky is chartreuse

Dogs are now giraffes

Rain causes drought

Lots of sunshine lowers vitamin D levels

If one lives too close to the equator, one risks freezing to death

The way to investigate wrondoing is to shut one’s eyes and wear earplugs…

***** To be continued.. you know.. ’cause there are so many alternative facts nowadays…

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