Who squeezed the little troll’s dead body into the dumbwaiter?
Where the kitchen staff will surely find it later?
The warty little guy was shot in the neck
But there’s no blood around.. not a tiny speck
By the look of him, he is definitely an out of stater
Perhaps his killer is the butler named Steve?
He’s been working at the mansion since New Year’s Eve
The culprit could be the cook named Joey
Or the parlor maid whose name is Zoey
The troll is wearing a jacket in an expensive weave
What is the motive and why is he dead?
Is it because he was ignorant.. not well read?
That’s no reason to murder a troll
Or maybe it’s because he couldn’t bowl?
But for an internet troll, he was not well fed
Perhaps those on the web didn’t succumb to his bait?
Though a jerk, he didn’t deserve this fate
Maybe the killer doesn’t work in this house
But it’s possible she does and is just a big louse
Lately in many quarters, there’s an atmosphere of hate
Soon the kitchen staff will show up for work
They’re always on time, their duties they never shirk
Who knows which one will find him in there?
Will she scream or only stop and stare?
The police will be called, then they’ll come question and lurk!
To be continued.. maybe?? It’s a mystery…