How about a big kissy?
A big kissy with lots of tongue?
I only ate that onion and garlic pizza because it’s healthy. Lots of blue cheese.. one whole white onion and the garlic of four bulbs, roasted.
I know, i forgot my floss. I usually keep some in my purse for just these occasions. You know, for when i want to be generous with my big kissies.
Plus.. just so you know, i need to eat lots of garlic to keep the vampires away. Doesn’t work with the werewolves though. In fact, i keep a lot of garlic hanging in those net things around my bedroom. I’m pretty certain you’ll see my bedroom soon. You’ll love my big kissies even though they’re stinky. I have a really sexy way with my tongue. You won’t be able to resist it. I can tell you’re that kind of guy!
Sometimes i forget to brush my teeth, but don’t let that turn you off. The rest of me is super hot. Wait! You’re not a vampire are you? I guess i’ll be able to tell when i give you that big, juicy kissy. If you’re repelled, i’ll know you’re a vampire.
Anyhow, how about that kissy now? I’m not the most patient person, you know. How about that kissy and my hot breath on your neck before i take you home?