So, what is covfefe, and how do i pronounce it in order to figure out with what it rhymes? Is it a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a verb? I cannot tell you how much it pains my mind to know that the ‘President’ knows a word that i do not! I suppose, though, that it’s more fun to make up possible meanings. I thought maybe it’s another word for the miniscule pieces of food and drops of toothpaste that fly on to the mirror when (some of us) brush our teeth. In that case, covfefe is a noun.
OR.. perhaps it’s the orange residue left on a cloth after one removes the orange coating from one’s face? Still a noun.
It could be an adjective. Another word for small maybe, as in, there are those in high places who have covfefe hands. How about an adjective used to describe incredibly bad hair. For instance, wow!.. His hair is bigly covfefe! Sad! How about very covfefe? It has a certain sophistication, don’t you think? No? I don’t think so either. It was only a suggestion.
There’s the possibility that covfefe is an adverb! Yes! Add ly to the word and we’ve got something! Not sad! Perhaps the meaning is similar to the meaning of often? Like this, he certainly tweets covfefely. I like that, but i’m likely mistaken. That’s not its meaning at all.
So, after all this, is it a verb? Covfefe! What an action word. I covfefe! You covfefe! We all covfefe very bigly! Covfefing.. (i assume the e is dropped?) is outstanding! No one covfefes like i do! I’m the best covfefer ever, and eveyone knows it! Thing is, what is covfefing? Complaining? A new word for tweeting? Does it mean to spew toxic waste and lies every single day?? Hmm. Your guess is as good as mine.