Time and Fate are running a scam
And Venus herself is in a pretty big jam
Nowhere on Earth can they be found
It’s rumored that all are Saturn bound
But Time’s been spotted on Cupid’s hidden cam
The question is, where is he hiding?
And with him is lover Jennifer abiding?
Word is out they’re having a stormy affair
Her breasts and his butt are naked and bare
And they’re somewhere in space, in their tour bus riding
No one knows if the bus is Volkswagen or Streamline
Or if it has a bar for their gin and wine
They need to return, but they’re having too much fun
Cupid stole Time’s ring, now she’s on the run
Then there’s Orion who’s forgotten how to shine…..