There lives a stupid king who is off his tether
He and his cronies have gone bonkers together
His crazy is out there for all to see
Yet many are in denial, except my good friends and me
Always a shitstorm, even in sunny weather
A raccoon would make a more stable king
Or a frog who can hop around and sing
This tangerine ruler loves to send out childish tweets
Everywhere he goes, he demands the best seats
His stay is way too long in the important West Wing
There are those who think he’s doing a fabulous job
But all he wants to do is plunder and rob
What is he doing that they love so much?
He only likes to golf and tweet and such
It’s hard to laugh when i feel i could sob..