Are Time and Fate lost in space?
Or somewhere in Denmark where we must give chase?
The three sister Fates have gone their separate ways
They’ve been scattered about for at least one hundred days!
There are a few secret agents who’ve taken the case!
No one knows what day is today
It could be April Fools’ Day or the first day of May
That’s why Chronos must be found, and soon
Neptune’s on his way to search on the moon!
And Eris is on her way to Martini Cay!
Agent Forty Five is traveling to Rome
And Agent Twenty Six is on a flight to Nome
Madame Sapphire Lee has gone to Sacramento..
While Monsieur Emerald Silver stays home and eats bento
And Dame Ruby Blue Diamonds drinks flat beer with no foam
Because the Gods and Goddesses are being lax on the job
The Universe is off kilter, and many people sob
But so many Goddesses are tired of working
They wanted vacations, so their duties they’re shirking
The one who might solve all the mystery is Agent Watch Fob Bob!